Tuesday, December 11, 2012

10 Reasons a Crocheter should Masturbate

Yes, I masturbate! I fit it in somewhere between crocheting and sex with Mr. Smooth. I am a poster child for self pleasure! Masturbation is a perfectly safe and natural thing, so don't be shy. Go ahead, MASTURBATE, and I'm going to tell you why you should.


1. It feels Great!!


2. It teaches you about your body-what turns you on and what doesn't. Masturbation helps you to identify your basic sexual needs and how best to satisfy them. 


3. It releases tension, especially during "that time of the month." Having an orgasm releases endorphins which is a natural pain reliever, so if you are having cramps its good to masturbate. It will keep you from wanting to stab someone with a crochet hook or a pair of knitting needles!!

4.It gets your blood flowing which is great when you have spend hours working on a crochet project!!


5. If you are single, it stops you from climbing the walls or sleeping with the first/every guy you meet.


6. It's totally safe sex!


7. It's a great beauty treatment. Orgasm improves circulation, combats the effects of stress and makes your skin glow!


8. You can concentrate purely on your own pleasure without worrying about someone else.


9. The more you masturbate, the more capable orgasms you'll be capable of having both with and without your partner. Just like any activity that you are not good at you practice, right? Well, look at this as practice.


10. Being able to pleasure yourself with an orgasm is true sexual independence.








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